Pigeons

Doncha wish your girlfriend was hot like me?

 

I don't have big feet! Yours are just tiny! Freak!

Bitch I have cat ears. What now.

Don't mind me, I've just thrown my back out...

No, I wasn't attacked by a bunch of prom-bound teenage girls with curlers, why do you ask?

I'm not fat! I'm not fat! *sobbing into fat rolls*

OH MY GOD WHERE DID MY HEAD GO

I take all my fashion tips from Lady Gaga and David Bowie

I HAVE HAD EIGHT CUPS OF COFFEE TODAY.

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