Beach Pics!

Hey lovelies :)

So I just came back from a week at the beach with my dad, my stepmom, and her family. I didn't take many pictures in general, but I took a TON of pictures to illustrate what the beach house was like.

You see, the people who own the beachhouse appear to be obsessed with two things: Silverware and dogs. So I took lots of pictures to document these obsessions. Enjoy:

If you'll look closely at all three drawers, you'll see that the silverware comes from like eighty different sets. I'm very curious as to the story behind this.

On to the dogs!

I'm going to stop here because I'm sure you internetty peoples aren't really interested in looking at pictures of dogs, which really are EVERYWHERE (that's less than half of the pictures I took)(and those are just the DOWNSTAIRS) in that house. So, uh, rest assured- I just spent a week away from the house with the pets, only to find myself in a house with even more pets.

Baaa

Oh dear lord, Cyriak is back.



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Pigeons

Doncha wish your girlfriend was hot like me?

 

I don't have big feet! Yours are just tiny! Freak!

Bitch I have cat ears. What now.

Don't mind me, I've just thrown my back out...

No, I wasn't attacked by a bunch of prom-bound teenage girls with curlers, why do you ask?

I'm not fat! I'm not fat! *sobbing into fat rolls*

OH MY GOD WHERE DID MY HEAD GO

I take all my fashion tips from Lady Gaga and David Bowie

I HAVE HAD EIGHT CUPS OF COFFEE TODAY.

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Squangle

Okay, so you know all those circumstances where "X is always Y, but Y is not always X"? Like how squares are always rectangles, but rectangles aren't always squares.

Well I was doing the dishes and listening to "Complicated" by Avril Lavigne, and it occurred to me that hipsters are always douchebags, but douchebags aren't always hipsters. I decided that that relationship needs a name.

I call it the Squangle Theory of Relativity.

/randomness

Baby Bird Hatching

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Rrrrnnnnnn....

Here's the YouTube description:

During my wisdom teeth removal, I must have been dreaming of hooning a car. This was recorded Spring Break of 2010 I believe. I don't remember anything from the surgery but I have been told I did this for the entire time I was under. Heavy anesthetics were used.

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Rudolph

Good lord. Yeah, I don't really know either.

Forty Fish O'Clock

Yeah. Drugs will fuck you up.

lolwut

These are keywords searched in Google that lead people to, um, here.
lolwut
Some people are weird ._.

Pat et Stanley

Pbbbbttththhh.

ZOMSHEEPIE!

ZOMG
SHEEPIE

Normally I would protest the fact that the camera dude is kicking the poor sheepie's head (still probably not the safest way to fend off a sheepie attack), but considering those sheepies run into each others' heads daily, I'm not sure the sheepie really cares. Also, that sheepie is terrifying.
baaaahhh!

Zomg! I'm Such a Geek!

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Okay first of all, this is cute :)
Second of all, see the little (c) thingy at the bottom, how it says Ananth Panagariya and Yuko Ota? Yaah. I recognized the first name-- Ananth is the writer of Applegeeks webcomic.
Just thought you should know that.
/RANDOM

Jesus Toast

I thought this was interesting. Not because this lady sees a Jesus face on toast, but because she must be like 65 and she wears more eye makeup than me. o_O (also, check out that black lipstick. Rockin' the scene look, I see)

Poids

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It Can Always Get Worse

It can always get worse.
Like, your house could get foreclosed unexpectedly. Your spouse could leave you. Your darling fish, with whom you share every dream and hope and aspiration, could go belly-up.
Or, y'know, you could turn into a tube of butt grease.

Eh heh heh heh heh

Fast Food Mafia

CLICK FOR BIGGER

CLICK FOR BIGGER
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Pool

Wow, so that got really weird, really fast.
I apologize. Also, that thing in the background of the first frame, that's kind of hatched but not really? That's supposed to be a fence.

Anyway. There is a story behind this monstrosity of a 'comic.' Mack, my stepbrother, had some friends over today. We have a pool. So there's like five enormous teenage boys running around and screaming and being boys.

I wasn't really paying any attention, until the lawn chair.

We don't even HAVE a lawn chair! I have no idea where it came from.

Anyway, I look up and realize they're backing up, running, and then jumping onto the chair and then off into the water over the top of the chair.

WHYYYYYYYYY

Eventually 'Dave' (stepfather's friend who's staying with us for a week) and I just ended up watching them out the window, giggling to ourselves, like this:

(gif from Cynical-C)

Olive Green

"Olive green" is not the same color as olives.

This bothers me.

Also, olives are an ugly shade of green. "Olive green" is not an ugly shade of green.

;^;

Kawaii Not, part deux

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Kawaii Not

Eh heh heh heh.
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