Okay this is another John Green video but I promise it's good

John Green's tumblr

So you know when I said I would just edit that other post if I found any more videos like it? I LIED :D Although I guess I'm in the clear because this is present-day John Green and the other ones were from when he was in college. LOOPHOLES FUCK YEAH

"So I Moderated an Axe-Murderer"

Because there is no such thing as too much John Green, apparently. If I find any more videos like this I'll just edit this post instead of making a new one. :I

John Green's Legendary High School Prank

Okay now I understand why my sister is so in love with him.

I Can Haz Crappy Advertisements Plz?

Yes, you can haz.

Only a few, though, because these are all ads that I've run across- no internet-searchage here, for the time being!

Hun, I don't think Paula Deen really represents real women very well. She's kinda got more of a "hellbeast with a butter obsession" vibe.

Who could refuse that offer???

"Hey moms! Want a scholarship? It's easy! All you have to do is fill out this survey, sign your name here, and eat your baby!"

Because nothing says savings like a badly Photoshopped, quite possibly anorexic girl wearing a granny-style bikini.

Welp, I'll leave you with that bit of repulsive humanity for a while. End post!

God

SMBC

Lemons

True fact.

I drew this at the beach with Skitch. I didn't make up the quote, but I wish I did. :D

Beach Pics!

Hey lovelies :)

So I just came back from a week at the beach with my dad, my stepmom, and her family. I didn't take many pictures in general, but I took a TON of pictures to illustrate what the beach house was like.

You see, the people who own the beachhouse appear to be obsessed with two things: Silverware and dogs. So I took lots of pictures to document these obsessions. Enjoy:

If you'll look closely at all three drawers, you'll see that the silverware comes from like eighty different sets. I'm very curious as to the story behind this.

On to the dogs!

I'm going to stop here because I'm sure you internetty peoples aren't really interested in looking at pictures of dogs, which really are EVERYWHERE (that's less than half of the pictures I took)(and those are just the DOWNSTAIRS) in that house. So, uh, rest assured- I just spent a week away from the house with the pets, only to find myself in a house with even more pets.

Core

XKCD

Ffffff. *freaks out*

I'd never really thought about it that way before...

Sometimes I think about the immense amount of air pressing down on me from all sides, though.

"Come in and be inspired, there's no sodomy required!"

FUCK YEAH NEIL PATRICK HARRIS.
Marry me???
...oh wait

Happy Almost-Easter

Alternate ending: Simon's cat kills bunny; bunny rises from dead 3 days later.

Via

Hold it Against Me

You're welcome.

Pigeons

Doncha wish your girlfriend was hot like me?

 

I don't have big feet! Yours are just tiny! Freak!

Bitch I have cat ears. What now.

Don't mind me, I've just thrown my back out...

No, I wasn't attacked by a bunch of prom-bound teenage girls with curlers, why do you ask?

I'm not fat! I'm not fat! *sobbing into fat rolls*

OH MY GOD WHERE DID MY HEAD GO

I take all my fashion tips from Lady Gaga and David Bowie

I HAVE HAD EIGHT CUPS OF COFFEE TODAY.

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Storm

The Daily Wh.at

I love this so, so much.

France!

Man, took me long enough.

This was my very first pain au chocolat!

Strawberries on Rue Cler. I swear I didn't edit the colors.

Rue Cler

This is the view from the top of the Arc de Triomphe.

We stayed in Paris for 5 days. The hotel was right by the Arc de Triomphe-- we had a great view, and we were right next to the Champs-Elysées.

A little €2 spyglass-type-thing on the AdT

Bonjour, Eiffel Tower!

Funny story. These people are tango-dancing... To no music. At all.

My first lunch!

Bœuf bourguingon. Mmm.

Eiffel Tower!

The graves at Normandy. The sea is melting into the sky.

Okay. This was amazing. It's caramelized apples, with caramel sauce, and the BEST FREAKING ICE CREAM EVER.

This was an armed guard at Montmartre. I'm pretty sure he noticed me, cuz I was kind of staring at him.

*end Paris*
Starting now, I'm in Provence/Avignon/south of France. When we were in Arles, we stayed at the Hôtel du Musee.

The Pont du Gard in Avignon. I drew this on the ground with charcoal.

Oh my god so goooooood

French graffiti is so much better than American graffiti. Hi, Calvin.

We made millefeuille cake with Chef Érick, Mme E's friend. Mmm.

Random church in Arromanche. I lit a candle for my namesaint here.

These are very much not all the photos I took. These are just the crème de la crème. I may or may not post the less-delicious ones later.

Geeky Pleasure of the Day

My geeky pleasure of the day: picture books.

Not, like, children's books. I mean like those giant coffee table books that are like a foot and a half tall and full of high-quality photographs.

I love those things.

When my school has its annual used book sale, I usually buy at least two coffee-table-books. Today I bought a space book and a high speed photography book. And a model airplane kit.

That table is a failure. But that's pretty much what I did all afternoon yesterday-- I'm almost done with the airplane, and then I'm gonna fly it! *overexcited face*

My Little Pony

What.
What is this I hear about My Little Pony having new art?

via

*nodding head seriously* I agree completely, Captain

Compared to this, the original ponies were freaking masculine.

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Okay maybe not. But they weren't... whatever those monstrosities are.