Tabitha

My family of electronics has a new member, Tabitha the Tablet!

And the tablet pen, Pella.

Mostly I've done doodles and drawings and things, but I've 'painted' two things so far:

This was the first one, which I did for fun and to get a feel for painting in Photoshop with a tablet. I'm pretty proud of it :3

This one I did just now in an eye-painting race with the lovely Alina. I'm also pretty proud of this. C:

SO YEAH
TABITHA AND PELLA
I LOVE 'EM

(they both have girl names because my other two named electronics are Faust and Erwin, my laptop and cellphone, so I needed girl electronics to keep 'em in line)

Mmm, New Colors

Yum.
I feel like I'm in a bar from the sixties. Trippyyyyy.
Sometimes I just like abusing my color-changing privileges.

The Enigma of Amigara Fault

Holy ajsdf;laksdfj;askljasdf.
DEAR GOD.
click me if you're ready to piss your pants in fear.
NOT FOR THE FAINT-HEARTED. OR THE CLAUSTROPHOBIC.
Aaaaaaaaaaauuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh
I should have stopped reading it like 4 pages in, but I couldn't help it! I was drawn to--
oh my god

MLIA

Because I am bored I love you guys so much.

For Stardustcrazy: "a piece of poo with tentacle arms and boobs as legs dressed up like Harry Potter."

For Eskimojamasie: "A stop sign with the word Voldemort underneath"

For everyone who said nipples.

For Kellingbee because I don't know what you look like.

For erinsayyyssss. I DON'T KNOW WHAT CARS LOOK LIKE OKAY

It's a long story.

Art

I have often been asked by classmates,

And to that I say,

Most people would say,

and

And I think that it is exactly the same with

I draw

and because

for me to stretch my mind to

and

Of course, I

as well.
...
I hope I have

Okay this is another John Green video but I promise it's good

John Green's tumblr

So you know when I said I would just edit that other post if I found any more videos like it? I LIED :D Although I guess I'm in the clear because this is present-day John Green and the other ones were from when he was in college. LOOPHOLES FUCK YEAH

"So I Moderated an Axe-Murderer"

Because there is no such thing as too much John Green, apparently. If I find any more videos like this I'll just edit this post instead of making a new one. :I

John Green's Legendary High School Prank

Okay now I understand why my sister is so in love with him.

The Accidental Sea

Wowww. That's... amazing.

Searching for Miss Peregrine

Chills, you guys. Chills.

I Can Haz Crappy Advertisements Plz?

Yes, you can haz.

Only a few, though, because these are all ads that I've run across- no internet-searchage here, for the time being!

Hun, I don't think Paula Deen really represents real women very well. She's kinda got more of a "hellbeast with a butter obsession" vibe.

Who could refuse that offer???

"Hey moms! Want a scholarship? It's easy! All you have to do is fill out this survey, sign your name here, and eat your baby!"

Because nothing says savings like a badly Photoshopped, quite possibly anorexic girl wearing a granny-style bikini.

Welp, I'll leave you with that bit of repulsive humanity for a while. End post!

Bird

"Bird" - A Decent Animal, Directed by Jon Balcome from Jon Balcome on Vimeo.

I need a ring like that...

Epbot

And, of course, how it was made:

"Bird" - Behind the Scenes from Jon Balcome on Vimeo.

God

SMBC

Lemons

True fact.

I drew this at the beach with Skitch. I didn't make up the quote, but I wish I did. :D

Beach Pics!

Hey lovelies :)

So I just came back from a week at the beach with my dad, my stepmom, and her family. I didn't take many pictures in general, but I took a TON of pictures to illustrate what the beach house was like.

You see, the people who own the beachhouse appear to be obsessed with two things: Silverware and dogs. So I took lots of pictures to document these obsessions. Enjoy:

If you'll look closely at all three drawers, you'll see that the silverware comes from like eighty different sets. I'm very curious as to the story behind this.

On to the dogs!

I'm going to stop here because I'm sure you internetty peoples aren't really interested in looking at pictures of dogs, which really are EVERYWHERE (that's less than half of the pictures I took)(and those are just the DOWNSTAIRS) in that house. So, uh, rest assured- I just spent a week away from the house with the pets, only to find myself in a house with even more pets.

Core

XKCD

Ffffff. *freaks out*

I'd never really thought about it that way before...

Sometimes I think about the immense amount of air pressing down on me from all sides, though.

"Come in and be inspired, there's no sodomy required!"

FUCK YEAH NEIL PATRICK HARRIS.
Marry me???
...oh wait

Hi Guys

Hi. I'm not dead, I promise. I've just been distracted.

HERE HAVE SOME ART.

So I'm doing this thing where you get a list of 100 themes and you have to draw them- I'm doing them in order because I'm a glutton for punishment, but most normal people don't. This is the first one, which is mask.

Second one is insanity. (I thought to myself, What seems incredibly creepy and insane? ... BUGS.)
Also, I realized like yesterday that it looks like the millipede-type-thing is originating from the person's nether regions. It's not. It just looks like that. :I

Mermaid.

And sparkles, because my friend Ruby made up the list and she seems to have something against my sanity. I mean seriously, how does one draw SPARKLES?