Justin Bieber Whale Music

Someone took a Justin Bieber song and made it 800 times slower. It's like a mix between Enya, humpback whale music, a Relax Your Heart and Mind sleep hypnosis CD, and possibly a little bit of ol' J Biebs.

CLEECK MEH!

(I can't figure out how to embed it, sorry)

Justin Bieber Is Not a Tank

Justin Bieber attempts to outrun a crowd of squealing fangirls...
...by grabbing a Segway.

Via.