Clowns

I was surfing Yahoo Answers the other day, and I came across a person who was asking, "Why are so many people afraid of clowns?"

Most people answered that it has something to do with the face paint-- their emotions aren't obvious, you can't tell what they're thinking, blah blah blah...



My answer, of course, was that "they're effing terrifying, that's why!"

I did not get best answer.



Also?



Yeah. Clowns will fuck you up.