Motorized Hammock

American dream from vimeo user on Vimeo.

Is it just me, or should this be marketed? A lot?

haha butts

Happy Almost-Easter

Alternate ending: Simon's cat kills bunny; bunny rises from dead 3 days later.

Via

Hold it Against Me

You're welcome.

Pigeons

Doncha wish your girlfriend was hot like me?

 

I don't have big feet! Yours are just tiny! Freak!

Bitch I have cat ears. What now.

Don't mind me, I've just thrown my back out...

No, I wasn't attacked by a bunch of prom-bound teenage girls with curlers, why do you ask?

I'm not fat! I'm not fat! *sobbing into fat rolls*

OH MY GOD WHERE DID MY HEAD GO

I take all my fashion tips from Lady Gaga and David Bowie

I HAVE HAD EIGHT CUPS OF COFFEE TODAY.

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Storm

The Daily Wh.at

I love this so, so much.

Favicon

Testing, testing, one-two-three.

I'll explain later

*

Later

Hey look I don't have that ugly orange B anymore! I have my own icon! (see at the top of the tab, next to "Radiojestica")

France!

Man, took me long enough.

This was my very first pain au chocolat!

Strawberries on Rue Cler. I swear I didn't edit the colors.

Rue Cler

This is the view from the top of the Arc de Triomphe.

We stayed in Paris for 5 days. The hotel was right by the Arc de Triomphe-- we had a great view, and we were right next to the Champs-Elysées.

A little €2 spyglass-type-thing on the AdT

Bonjour, Eiffel Tower!

Funny story. These people are tango-dancing... To no music. At all.

My first lunch!

Bœuf bourguingon. Mmm.

Eiffel Tower!

The graves at Normandy. The sea is melting into the sky.

Okay. This was amazing. It's caramelized apples, with caramel sauce, and the BEST FREAKING ICE CREAM EVER.

This was an armed guard at Montmartre. I'm pretty sure he noticed me, cuz I was kind of staring at him.

*end Paris*
Starting now, I'm in Provence/Avignon/south of France. When we were in Arles, we stayed at the Hôtel du Musee.

The Pont du Gard in Avignon. I drew this on the ground with charcoal.

Oh my god so goooooood

French graffiti is so much better than American graffiti. Hi, Calvin.

We made millefeuille cake with Chef Érick, Mme E's friend. Mmm.

Random church in Arromanche. I lit a candle for my namesaint here.

These are very much not all the photos I took. These are just the crème de la crème. I may or may not post the less-delicious ones later.