"So I Moderated an Axe-Murderer"

Because there is no such thing as too much John Green, apparently. If I find any more videos like this I'll just edit this post instead of making a new one. :I

John Green's Legendary High School Prank

Okay now I understand why my sister is so in love with him.

The Accidental Sea

Wowww. That's... amazing.

Searching for Miss Peregrine

Chills, you guys. Chills.

I Can Haz Crappy Advertisements Plz?

Yes, you can haz.

Only a few, though, because these are all ads that I've run across- no internet-searchage here, for the time being!

Hun, I don't think Paula Deen really represents real women very well. She's kinda got more of a "hellbeast with a butter obsession" vibe.

Who could refuse that offer???

"Hey moms! Want a scholarship? It's easy! All you have to do is fill out this survey, sign your name here, and eat your baby!"

Because nothing says savings like a badly Photoshopped, quite possibly anorexic girl wearing a granny-style bikini.

Welp, I'll leave you with that bit of repulsive humanity for a while. End post!

Bird

"Bird" - A Decent Animal, Directed by Jon Balcome from Jon Balcome on Vimeo.

I need a ring like that...

Epbot

And, of course, how it was made:

"Bird" - Behind the Scenes from Jon Balcome on Vimeo.

God

SMBC